Este singura propozitie pe care si cel mai retardat poate sa o reproduca atunci cand incearca sa deschida o conversatie cu tine. Si e cea mai enervanta din cate pot exista…daca vrei sa pari destept, incearca sa ma intrebi cate zecimale sunt in pi, sau de ce pamantul se invarte intr-o singura directie. Dar ignora ce fac eu.
Si daca stai sa te gandesti…cel care te intreaba ce faci nu da doi bani pe raspunsul tau. Asteapta sa spui ceva ca apoi sa continue spunandu-ti o poveste de cand era el flacau, sau mai rau, sa zica “aha”. Sau “k” in caz ca vorbesti pe mess.
Si e aiurea, fiindca tu suni pe cineva, cu un gand important in cap, si primul lucru pe care ti-l spune cel care raspunde e “Ce faci?”. Si te da peste cap, uiti naibii tot ce iti trecea prin cap, reprezinti vidul absolut pana cand reusesti sa indrugi si tu un “bine” acolo. Cat sa se numeasca raspuns.
Iar “bine” e raspunsul universal. Daca te intalnesti cu colegul tau, in timp ce te grabesti sa ajungi la toaleta fiindca ai diaree de la ciupercile cumparate din piata, iar el te intreaba “Ce faci?” tu ii spui “Bine”. Poti sa ai fata ca un semafor pe stop si ochii gata sa iti iasa din orbite. Dar oficial faci bine si nimeni nu te poate contrazice. Asta daca ajungi la timp la WC.
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